More One liners

After the post on Ash and Abhi, here I am back with the one liner issue. This time I will try to tell you one liners of many more people. So without much delay, here it goes

First up is one of my engineering friends, Akshay(Fondly called as soi by all of us). The common thing that you hear from out of his mouth is "Bilathe kano"(For those of you who don't understand the local slang and language, it means " You're gonna be belted"). I dont know how many people he has told this too and has not hit one person being the Ahimsavadi that he is :)

Next up, is Sandeep(popularly known as Sandy). This fellow keeps chanting "Re nee yabba". He tells this slang so often, that probably if he had replaced these words by some God or Goddess name, he would probably earned himself a direct express ticket to heaven.

Now its Anand's turn. Anand's favourite words are "Yapaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa". Probably the most heard words in our usual session of Mafia, after the ever popular "Nanalla kano". Dude miss you in the afternoon lunch and the time pass sessions........(One more thing, no one is eating fruits now-a-days, probably due to the sorrow that your leaving the company caused)

Lokesh (aka loks), you are next in the line. During the thousands and thousand of minutes that i talk to this guy on the phone, the lines most heard are "What else dude". I seriously still cant figure out what we talk on these long looooooooooooooong calls. He might have probably told this a thousand times in each and every call and we still find some topic or the other to talk bout.

Naveen (aka kona), one among the elite few who knows everything that i know and everything that i do. He always keeps telling "Re lifea bejar aypayindi ra"(Bored of this f#$king life dude). However this guy should surely not be judged by his words coz he leads one of the best lives amongst the many people that i know. Even though he keeps telling these lines, he is one person who leads a bindas life and i mean it.

Shreyas (aka ................ oops we don't have a nick name for this guy), shreyas doesn't have one liners, he probably has one paragraphs or songs. Dont mistake him for a singer or a writer. He is an ardent fan of Mr Himesh Baba and sings his songs so well that Himesh Baba would die if he heard them (i know it was a pj, but if you are one among the intellectual people checking out this post, i was sarcastic). I seriously don't understand where this guy finds the lyrics and the tunes for the songs he sings. He complete changes them and it takes time for us to figure out what on earth this fellow is singing.

Kaushal (aka Share khan), This Mr. Shrarekhan started off blogging recently. All the best to you dude and now for ur many one liners. "Badiya hai", "Chalo", "What crap". Well i guess, i am the one who listens to them more often than the other colleagues of mine, owing to the fact that our cubicles are close by and also owing to the fact the amount of time that we remain OTHLAA.
In case you wanna contact this fellow for any share market tips(thanks to the free publicity that i have given him) please make it a point to call him after 3.30 PM(IST) coz, Sir will be busy till then with the market.

Nema(aka moms, aka mama, aka kallu mama), is definitely one of the blessed fellows in our school and college gang. However he dosent agree to this. The line that is most uttered by this fellow now-a-days is "Dude I wanna quit this company". Dude moms, let me tell you one thing, "Who doesn't want to quit the company that they work for?" Everybody wants to but nobody does it. So continue to adapt and go on with your life.......

Also i must mention some of the lines of our "SENIOR"Acharyas use. Bhargav - "Aah naaice", Sibin - "Interesting" and the one that I have heard the most "THIS WONT WORK", Chubby - "Cheap ass buggers".

There are many more friends of mine that I have not mentioned in these two posts. This is due to the fact that they have no one liners. These people are mainly my colleagues and the mafia gang that I am proud to be a part of. Afzal, Jobin, Kavita, Shariq, Kishore, Deepak, Abhi and Bhatru, guys you better find yourselves some lines in order to get noticed. And then there are others like Gundu, Satya, Sailesh and Aftab, you better hangout more with us so that your one liners get noticed.

I guess, that's enough for this post. Tata and C ya soon